Ood on the Loo and More Pond Life

I tried to keep up with the Pond Life series this week, I really did. But then I had an eye exam on Wednesday to get my driver’s license renewed, then on Thursday I took my car into the shop and finally got a few things fixed that I’ve been putting off for years. My week just disappeared! So let’s just run through them all at once, shall we?

Here we have Pond Life Part 3:

And here we have Pond Life Part 4:

And let’s not forget Part 5:

Things are not looking good for the Ponds, especially since we already know this is their last season, and the creative types have promised tears for their goodbye!

So is everybody else super-psyched for the start of Season 7 this weekend? I’m torn as to whether or not I’ll watch. My girlfriend and I have this thing where we like to wait until the end of the season and then watch all the episodes in a marathon. But I’m tempted to tell her to bugger off and just watch! Oh wait…she reads this…

Dogs vs. Zombies!

What better way to start your morning than with a healthy dose of zombie movie parody? This is actually a very well done mini-movie (about 17 minutes) featuring a pack of canines braving the zombie apocalypse. It’s actually kind of adorable…and then sad. If you’re looking for something to watch over breakfast or during your lunch break, this is definitely worth a viewing…if you can stand more zombie stuff.

Made by the brothers Andres and Diego Meza-Valdes, if you’re interested.

Correct Me If I’m Wrong, But Joss Whedon Has Made Some Awesome TV Shows, Right?

So the news is all over the Internet that The Avengers director Joss Whedon is going to helm a TV show based around SHIELD, the super spy organization under the command of Samuel L. Jackson. I think this is awesome news. We all know Whedon as a geek god, and I’ve fairly consistently loved everything he’s ever done; from his Astonishing X-Men comic book series to Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog to pretty much all of his TV shows.

Just because Fox completely botched Firefly and audience didn’t pick up on Dollhouse does not lessen their awesomeness. I haven’t had any faith in American TV audiences since Dancing with the Stars became a hit. But that’s being generous – I lost my faith in American TV audiences long before that.

Fortunately, my faith in worldwide movie audiences returned tenfold this summer!

To the the tune of $1.5 billion

Alright, so I don’t have any new details of the show, but in case you get your nerd news from me, here’s a run down: Joss and his frequent collaborator/brother Jed Whedon are going to do the writing, alongside friend Maurissa Tanchareon. Joss may even direct the pilot, though I think he’s going to be more of an overseer than an actual in-charge guy. There’s also the usual smattering of producers and executive producers. But typically I only care about the creative types, and this SHIELD show has some of the best creative types in the business!

And there are so many different ways they could make a SHIELD show.

Including a crossover with ‘How I Met Your Mother’

First off, just make one in the vein of the other Whedon shows – action comedy with some really great drama and ongoing storylines. Or maybe they’ll go total drama…or total comedy. I don’t know, because those fools have yet to call me to consult. I would recommend following their action comedy/great drama route. It’s worked perfectly in the past, and Whedon’s work simply has that voice. Heck, The Avengers itself is a perfect example of his style. Perhaps that’s why I liked the movie so much.

But personally, I think we’ve already seen more than a taste of what a SHIELD TV show will be like. And there’s even more coming on The Avengers DVD when it comes out at the end of September. You all may have missed this over the course of the various Marvel heroes movies…but they’ve kind of been making a ton of mini-SHIELD episodes for fun.

For example, here is A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor’s Hammer starring Agent Phil Coulson:

That was particularly awesome.

Or what about The Consultant, set near the end of The Incredible Hulk. Coulson and Agent Jasper Sitwell having a chat in a diner.

Now we all know that Coulson probably won’t be available for a SHIELD TV show. But that Jasper Sitwell guy is popping up more and more. He’s also a main character in the new SHIELD mini-sode set to debut on The Avengers DVD. It’s called ‘Item 47’ and is about a young couple who recover one of the alien ray-guns from the end of the film. Sitwell is sent in to deal with them. The full clip isn’t online yet – it was, but they took it down – but here’s a quick clip.

I’ve seen Item 47 in its fullest, and let me tell you, it is awesome! It’s funny, it’s action-packed and Sitwell is amazing. And there’s more than just him on SHIELD. We get a little look at the inner workings of the agency.

So my theory is that Marvel has been preparing their SHIELD television show all along.  And now they’re ready to make it a full-time thing.

Hell Comes to All Batmen

By JC Richard

This rather awesome look at the loneliness and prestige of the Batcave is going to be a poster on sale for $50 on Aug. 30 from Mondo. I think it looks absolutely fantastic, and if I lived in more than just an empty bachelor pad that doesn’t get many visitors I would totally buy it. Love both the detail and the emptiness conveyed in this picture. You can follow MondoNews on Twitter to get up to the minute updates on the sale if you’re interested in buying a poster.

6 DC Characters I’d Like to See on ‘Arrow’

Even though they couldn’t make a Justice League movie to save their own asses, DC Comics has mastered bringing its superheroes to the small screen. They’ve got a robust and popular direct-to-DVD animated market, decades worth of quality cartoons and some of the best live action superhero television shows of all time. Smallville got 10 seasons out of the early years of Clark Kent. That’s very impressive.

Now they’re going to try again for another hit with Arrow on the CW.

Because apparently ‘Green’ is a 4-letter word

Ostensibly based on the character Green Arrow, somebody somewhere decided to drop the whole ‘Green’ part of his name. Not cool enough for modern audiences, I guess? Didn’t seem to hurt when Green Arrow was a major character on Smallville. Anyway, color coordination aside, Arrow is going to be a gritty, urban show about a street-level vigilante fighting crime. The previews have looked pretty awesome so far, and I’m excited. I’m even more excited about all of the superhero cameos the show is going to feature.

So being the comic book geek that I am, I started thinking about what characters I’d like to see appear on Arrow. There is one ground rule through, established by the producers themselves: no powers. With that ground rule in place, here are the 6 DC characters I’d like to see cameo in Arrow.

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