Tim Drake Spotted (Finally) in DC Reboot
But is he the same Tim Drake I know and love? It seems that DC is going to make Tim the star of the new Teen Titans revamp, but the solicitation that is coming with Teen Titans #1 seems to indicate a large retconning/rebooting of the Teen Titans heroes. I’ve been scouring the Interwebs today to get some better understanding, but so far it’s mixed. Will Tim Drake still have his history as Robin?

Teen Titans with Red Robin
For everybody who doesn’t know, my favorite DC character of all time is Robin. I don’t particularly care who is behind the mask, I love me some Robin. When we get specific, Tim Drake is my favorite of the Robins. I remain pretty bummed that Damian Wayne will be returning as the official Robin in the reboot, but my hopes were raised a bit today with the announcementthat Tim Drake would still be Red Robin.
The part that’s got me bummed, however, is the blurb that comes with the announcement about Teen Titans #1:
“Tim Drake is forced to step out from behind his keyboard when an international organization seeks to capture or kill super-powered teenagers. As Red Robin, he must team up with the mysterious and belligerent powerhouse thief known as Wonder Girl and a hyperactive speedster calling himself Kid Flash.”
‘Forced to step out from behind his keyboard’? What’s that imply? It doesn’t mention anything about stepping out from behind the shadow of Batman. Is Tim going to be retconned into a new, independent hacker guy who decides to create a new identity all on his own? Keeping only his name, the costume name and, presumably, his general personality and whatnot?
This would make me a sad panda.
Likewise there are the statements about Wonder Girl and Kid Flash. DC has yet to reveal the status of Wonder Woman or Flash yet, so I’m left to believe based on this blurb that Wonder Girl and Kid Flash will not be part of their lives. It seems like WG and KF are brand new characters making their debut in Teen Titans. So therefore did Young Justice never happen?
Here’s what Jim Lee told io9about the Titans reboot:
I think of all the books coming out this September, Teen Titans has probably the most variety of what existed before.
So I’m definitely right about the changes to Wonder Girl and Kid Flash. In that same interview, however, here’s what Dan Didio said about Tim Drake as Red Robin:
I think you’re looking at every one of the former Robins to have a real showcase book, and this will be the primary showcase for Tim Drake.
But does he mean ‘former Robin’ in-continuity? Or does he just mean that as a way that people know Tim Drake? And that even though he’s going to be completely rebooted, he’s still popular to the fans as a former Robin?
I guess time will tell…
First Class Deserves Every X-Pun, Especially ‘X-Cellent’!
When I first learned of X-Men: First Class and watched the pre-production roll in, I scoffed at the obvious cash-grab. I knew that Fox Studios needed to keep making X-Men movies in order to hold onto the license, so I believed they would just churn out crap in order to keep making money. I thought First Class would be a bloated, stink-pile of the cheapest Hollywood tripe.
I was wrong.
X-Men: First Class is an incredibly emotional and action-packed superhero adventure. It never gets bogged down in all of its various plots and creates movie magic with its portrayals of Charles Xavier and Magneto. This movie is bloody brilliant.

This history, the depth, the friendship are all perfect.
This prequel is a triumph, and puts the other three X-Men movies to shame. While clearly part of the same movie continuity (for the most part), First Class carves out its own world with its own characters, and I want more. Leaving the theater, I wanted to see the sequel immediately. I want to see what happens next – and I don’t mean the original trilogy or the comics. I want to see more of the First Class world. Even though it covers the same ground as the original trilogy, and features a few of the same characters, it is a new and different beast all together. It’s a prequel in name only, creating its own franchise rather than worrying about fitting into the previous films.
At least I hope that’s the case. Though it does help deepen some of the stories and emotions in First Class if you’re familiar with the original trilogy, and vice versa. I imagine Mystique’s character and Beast’s appearance in Last Stand will now have an added depth.
At the heart of First Class is the friendship and eventual split between Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr, the man who would be Magneto. Despite everything else that’s going on, this is the good stuff, and the movie does not disappoint. The acting is phenomenal. Xavier is a fun, lively character, and Magneto is hard, ruthless and yet incredibly human. Their friendship absolutely works. And when it all comes crashing down in the film’s climax, you feel the pain and loss between these two men. You feel their friendship as well throughout the film. They are a pleasure on screen together.
Hats off to James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender. They make you forget about Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen, though it’s fun to link them with the older actors facing off from the original trilogy. I kept flashing back to the “We are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter” scene from X-Men as I watched McAvoy and Fassbender together. That was a blast.

Yellow, blue and gray are not his colors.
Beyond the Xavier/Magneto stuff, there’s a lot going on in this movie. But despite that, it never got bogged down or bloated. I felt that everything and everyone got exactly the sort of attention that was deserved. Chief amongst these is the action plot, about Xavier and Magneto teaming up and stopping Sebastian Shaw’s plot to destroy the world. The tension builds nicely throughout the film, with both sides gaining in strength, power and understanding until we have an epic showdown in the very middle of the Cuban Missile Crisis. The historical context works, and the final battle stands on its own as an action-packed superhero adventure.
I will avoid spoilers since there is a lot happening that you may not expect. I know I was surprised and excited with certain scenes.
Shaw is a suitable bad guy, just don’t go expecting the Hellfire Club from the comics. He’s villainous and definitely dangerous, and Kevin Bacon plays him well. His link to Magneto and their final confrontation is especially good. Emma Frost does much more than look pretty, though I wasn’t floored with January Jones. Her performance was fine, but she wasn’t as drop-dead sexy or sultry as one might want Emma Frost. She looked kind of uncomfortable in the lingerie. Not impressive.
Nothing needs to be said about Azazel or Riptide. Despite being two of the oddest choices to make it into an X-Men movie (A plague upon The Draco!!), they serve their function as Shaw’s henchmen. Though I did feel the link to Nightcrawler in X2 was unnecessary and takes away from Kurt’s unique style.
The first class of the X-Men are all pretty cool. Banshee is a lot of fun, but none of the others stand out. The recruitment montage seems to come out of nowhere, as if someone along the way realized they needed an actual team of X-Men rather than just letting Xavier and Magneto handle everything. We’ve got Banshee, Havok, Angel Salvatore and Darwin. None of them are among my favorite X-Men, so there was no fanboy glee for me. They were all just cool and served their purposes. Moira MacTaggert was there too.

Here comes the yellow spandex...
As I mentioned before, two characters who really shine are Mystique and Beast. We learn where they came from and how they came to terms with who they are as mutants. Mystique has an especially fun character-arc, while Beast’s is more thought-provoking. Learning what we do about them in First Class, re-watching them in the original trilogy will be especially fun. One might even be able to say that Beast now has a fully-realized character arc from First Class to Last Stand, perhaps even including his tiny cameo in X2.
So in closing, X-Men: First Class is a fantastic film. It’s exciting and action-packed in all the right ways, and definitely has a special sort of feel to it for a superhero movie. It’s uniquely its own. The characters were all good, some more than others, and the character arcs are all delightful to watch on screen. I left the theater wanting more.
And though it may still be a cash-grab to hold on to the X-Men license, I’m perfectly fine with that now. As long as they keep making movies this good, I’ll be happy.
Pirates 4 is Not Worth Its Weight in Booty
They should have just let the Pirates franchise sink. Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Stranger Tides, is a bloated, worthless extension of the franchise that basically just throws familiar characters into action sequence after action sequence until they arrive at the end. The familiar faces of Jack Sparrow and Mr. Gibs are surrounded by cliched new characters that just serve to pad out the money-making experience.
Because that’s all this movie is about: the money. More after the jump.

'On Stranger Tides' doesn't even mean anything, I don't think.
I understand the power of franchise, it’s not that difficult a concept to grasp. The brand name that the movie-going sheeple see is much more powerful and lucrative than trying a new idea – like Pirates was in the first place. Everybody loves Jack Sparrow, so let’s just keep throwing Jack Sparrow into new movies! And it works, it totally works. Pirates 4 made a butt-load of money. And there will be a Pirates 5 and probably more. It’s why the people behind Kung Fu Panda already have the series plotted out through movies 5 and 6.
Is this wrong? I dunno. Frankly, I’m not someone to argue in favor of trying new ideas over old ones. When the old ideas are just regurgitated crap, then yeah, I’m against it. But say Pirates 4 was a really good movie with some fun ideas and adventures. Then I’d be all in favor of it! TV shows last for multiple season with the same characters and premise; comic books have been going for years like that. Why not movie franchises?
The answer is because the creative forces in Hollywood rarely plot something out beyond the first movie. Those who hold the purse strings simply want the same movie over and over again. If it worked the first time, it will work every other time, in their opinion. Hence why Hangover 2 has the same exact plot.
So that brings us to Pirates 4, in which we get rid of Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann (whose fate at the end of 3 is something I truly hate). That leaves us with Jack Sparrow (with Mr. Gibs as a sidekick), so the idea is to throw Jack into his own adventure, and to give him his own supporting characters and whatnot. The problem is that the movie does nothing for Jack Sparrow as a character. He doesn’t change, he doesn’t learn anything, we don’t learn anything new about him. It’s just Jack Sparrow going through the motions.

Jack Sparrow Going Through the Motions
They give him a random love interest played by Penelope Cruz, because she’s super hot. We’re told they have this grand back story together, and in the movie Jack expresses that he has feelings for her. But he’s never brought her up before and she is little more than a hot pirate chick. Too hot, frankly. She’s super model hot in a movie franchise that goes to great lengths to show its pirates as the grungy lot they really are. But here Penelope Cruz is super hot because that sells tickets.
The villain is Blackbeard for name recognition only. He’s not very intimidating and doesn’t have nearly the same villainous energy of Barbosa (who also shows up in the British Officer role). Blackbeard is basically just an evil pirate. There’s no real emotional connection between him or any other character. Salma Hayke claims she’s his long lost daughter, but we’re told right away that she’s just conning him. So the villain isn’t very interesting and doesn’t provide any emotional mirror to Jack Sparrow.
There’s also a new version of Will and Elizabeth in the form of a young missionary and the mermaid he falls in love with. It’s a boring pile of meh that is obviously just an attempt to keep female interest afloat. Because the movie-makers realized, for whatever reason, that Jack Sparrow couldn’t carry the movie alone.
My girlfriend Alyssa had this idea: Pirates 4 is essentially Star Wars without Luke and Leia. If you get rid of Leia and the Rebellion, as well as Luke Skywalker’s emotional battle with Darth Vader, you’re left with Han Solo getting hired to blow up the Death Star right under the Empire’s nose. It’s a caper flick. And Pirates 4 is essentially Han Solo getting spun off into his own wacky adventure.
The plot is a search for the Fountain of Youth. Spoiler: There is no Fountain of Youth, at least not what we normally perceive as the Fountain of Youth. This version is essentially two silver cups, one of which needs to be filled with a mermaid’s tear. Then two people drink from either cup, and the one who gets the tear is healed while the other is killed. This is incredibly convoluted! And after you watch the movie, you realize it’s only this convoluted for the scene where someone has to choose between selfishly healing themselves or healing a ‘loved’ one.
And it’s not Jack Sparrow who chooses!
So Pirates 4 is basically Jack Sparrow’s spin-off movie. Except that the movie-makers don’t want to take any risks with Jack as a character so that they can keep making movie after movie. Jack doesn’t change over the course of the story, doesn’t learn any lessons or experience anything too emotional. He doesn’t connect with any characters on anything more than the surface level and barely effects the plot.
No wonder Johnny Depp is bored with playing him.
Robin in Batman: Arkham City? Yes, Please!
IGN.com has uncovered a clue that may finally confirm Robin (or at least Dick Grayson) appearing in the upcoming Batman game! I am utterly thrilled! They have been playing some teasers or watching trailers or something and uncovered this picture hidden within the streets of Gotham City.

We All Know Why the Show was Cancelled...
Let this be the first of many blog posts to reveal to my readers that I am a HUUUUUGE fan of Robin. Even moreso than Batman, I love the Boy Wonder. I plan to go into great detail why in some future posts. But this news is too good to pass up. Batman: Arkham Asylum was a brilliant game, and the sequel stands to be even better. That Robin may get a cameo or a reference or anything is simply awesome.
I was absolutely livid when Robin wasn’t included in Batman: Arkham Asylum. That game was a Batman fan’s dream come true. It was so intricate, and so detailed and so immersed in the world of Batman. They even had one part of the game where you collect 30+ biographies of characters large and small in the Batman universe, from Commissioner Gordon down to the freakin’ Rat-Catcher and Tweedle Dum. And yet, with 30 some odd bios to collect, there wasn’t one single mention of anything Robin related!!
No Robin, no Dick Grayson, no Tim Drake, no Red Hood, no Spoiler; nothing! They had Barbara Gordon as Batgirl, but no mention of Robin.
I was only left to believe that the creators of the game were the worst kind of Batman fans, those who cannot appreciate Robin. I mean, sure, the first game was fantastic on its own, but to go out of their way to not even mention Robin is annoying to a fan like me. So I hope this little teaser means good things ahead!
Batman and Robin co-op gameplay is probably too much to ask for…
Here’s the original story at http://www.ign.com: Batman: Arkham City
