I Now Know What Everybody’s Getting for Christmas
Or at least for the male members of my family. DC Superhero themed boxer briefs! And not just any old superhero underoos, we’re talking classy underwear with actual super powers. Like, I guess, the Flash boxers warm up when you wear them. And the Green Lantern boxers glow in the dark. The Joker boxers are just in bad taste. About as bad as this video.
That Joker is a maverick renegade! I guess nobody told them that the Joker is a homicidal maniac?
Here are the actual boxers for your viewing pleasure. They’re made by some company called Diesel, because that’s the perfect name for an underwear company. I think my favorites are Batman, because they made the boxers look like his armor, and the Joker, because it just looks like fun.
Batman:
The best ever representation of the sort of underwear I assume Batman wears
Flash:
These will open the floodgates for guys being called 'too fast'
Green Lantern:
Ryan Reynolds is missing a prime endorsement deal here
Joker:
New fuel for everyone's fear of clowns
6 Avengers Who Won’t Be In The Movie
Captain America. Thor. Iron Man. The Incredible Hulk. Heroes, champions, Avengers! When the new movie hits in 2012, we are going to get one superhero-packed adventure of pure awesome. I’m not even being hyperbolic. Marvel Studios has done the impossible, creating a whole series of movies to introduce audiences to their characters, then they’ll bring them together to star in the biggest movie yet with The Avengers! Who could have predicted that Iron Man would be such a hit? Or that Thor and Captain America would be so good? Everything is set for the superhero movie to end all superhero movies.
But not all Avengers are cool enough to make the cut.
The dream team
The Avengers comic book has been ongoing since the 60s, and the team we’re getting in next year’s movie is only a small fraction of the different superheroes who have been Avengers in the comics. Sure, guys like Captain America and Iron Man are the backbone of the Avengers. But what about the nobodies you’ve never heard of? What about the grunts and the cannon fodder who at one point in time were part of the team, but won’t be making the cut for the movie?
Well allow me to introduce you to 6 of the lamest superheroes to ever call themselves Avengers, but who aren’t about to grace the silver screen anytime soon.
My Greatest Regret is Never Finishing Lego Batman
I don’t know why I never finished that game. It was custom made for me to enjoy: Legos, Batman and a fully playable Robin! Was I insane? Did I have something wrong with me? Hell, I already owned the Lego Batmobile set. It’s sitting on my DVD shelf right now. I didn’t even buy Lego Batman the game myself, I got it for Christmas! And it was a brilliant Christmas present! Yet for some foolish reason or anything, I barely touched that game and eventually traded it in for another game.
Well the universe has decided to give me a chance to make amends. The sequel, Lego Batman 2: Super Heroes, was announced Monday.
Or at least someone uncovered this teaser image:
There is so much awesome in this one picture, I can barely stand it
That’s pretty cool news. New Batman video games are always fun. I absolutely loved the Lego Sar Wars games when I played them, yet for some reason I never got into Lego Batman, Lego Harry Potter or Lego Indiana Jones. They’re an absolute blast to play! Little Lego characters running around a Lego world, collecting bricks and building items. It’s adorable. And again, fully playable Robin! That game should have been my Holy Grail. But alas, it couldn’t hold my interest.
Possibly because there were no Lego lightsabers in the Batman game.
So a sequel should be fun. Batman and Superman teaming up, along with Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and who knows who else (Robin?). Hopefully this time they’ll make it online co-op. Maybe that will be the key.
The REAL Reason Why World of Warcraft is the Best MMORPG
Numbers don’t lie: more than 10 million people play World of Warcraft, the massive multiplayer online role-playing game. Not only is it the gold standard against which all MMORPGs are viewed, but it holds the Guiness Book record for most popular, based on subscribers. WoW is a gaming phenomenon that is still going strong to this day, seven years after it launched on the PC. It changed the industry, bringing forth wave after wave of copy-cat MMORPGs who muck out their lives in niche genres like superheroes or Star Wars. I don’t have to tell you people that World of Warcraft is a fun and popular game to play.
But I am going to tell you why I think it’s the most popular. And it isn’t because WoW has timelessly cartoony graphics in a huge gameworld, a robust character-creation system with a wide variety of races and classes, or 100s of hours of exciting quests and activities. Nor is it because the Horde rules.
World of Warcraft is the best MMORPG because when you play, you actually become a part of the world of Warcraft.
And what a delightfully diverse world
Did I just blow your mind? Probably not yet, at least. Allow me to explain. For the most part, there are two types of MMORPGs: games based on an existing property from movies, comic books or elsewhere, like Star Wars: The Old Republic or DC Universe Online; and games that are created from scratch, with characters and worlds that only exist in this one MMORPG, like City of Heroes or Guild Wars.
World of Warcraft is unique in that it is based on a series of PC games dating back to 1994, telling a progressive story starring familiar characters and locations. Game developer Blizzard has gone to great lengths to maintain the look and feel of the Warcraft games, creating a rich consistency in their fictional world that has lasted for nearly two decades, through several different games.
Their big idea for the sequel? Pirates!
It’s that consistency that makes World of Warcraft the best and most exciting MMORPG. It’s all about immersion in the story and in the game world. When you join World of Warcraft, it’s like you’re going home again, able to actually meet characters and visit locations that have been around in gaming since the early 90s. And since the story of Warcraft has really only been told through PC games, the game world of WoW feels more ‘real’ and authentic than other MMORPGs when played on the PC.
The style of gameplay, and the fully-realized nature of the game world are part of this consistency. Allow me to explain, after the jump.
“It’s’a me, Mario!” – The 8-bit Opera
Once again the Internet brings the funny with this hilarious song parody of Super Mario Bros. It was made by Legolambs, the brilliant creators of the Arnold Schwarzenegger musicals. Check out this Mario song, then follow that link to some of the others. Conan: The Musical! is particularly brilliant.
Thanks to Topless Robot for the find.
