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Djibouti is Starting to Look Like a Proper Witch Doctor
After two days of playing, Diablo 3 remains a fun game. And now my Witch Doctor character, Djibouti, finally has some gear that makes him look like a proper Witch Doctor. No doubt some even better gear is on the horizon, but I feel like sharing.
Diablo 3 has done a great job with individual characters. I’ve discovered that both genders for each of the five character classes (Witch Doctor, Barbarian, Monk, Sorcerer and Demon Hunter) are not only fully voice-acted, but have unique cut scenes devoted to each character. Granted the cut scenes are pictures and not actual movies, but still, impressive stuff.
For a Witch Doctor, Djibouti is pretty noble.
I haven’t managed to do anything too cool yet, other than to kill the Skeleton King, but who is that really? The first level explores the old Cathedral from Diablo 1, so that was kind of neat. As a Witch Doctor, Djibouti can conjure zombie dogs, flaming bats and poisonous frogs to attack my foes. He can also throw a jar full of spiders at them. I definitely picked the right class.
So I Started Diablo 3 After All
Meet Djibouti the Witch Doctor.
As recent as last week, I wasn’t too concerned about Diablo 3. Despite loving Diablos 1 and 2, this gamer wasn’t salivating for Diablo 3 like most people out there in video game land. I don’t know what was wrong with me. I’ve pretty much loved every game Blizzard has released, from Warcraft to Starcraft, and I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that Diablo 3 would be awesome. How could it not? But I just wasn’t all that interested.
Fast forward to yesterday, when my girlfriend (1wombat4u) and I decided to take the plunge and buy the game. $60 is no chump change, but I’m an adult now, with a job and disposable income. Might as well spend it on something fun.
And I’ve gotta say, Diablo 3 is definitely a lot of fun so far. We didn’t experience any of the server problems that everyone else is claiming about, and I have no real opinion on the DRM issue, which requires that players have an active Internet connection at all times to play a game, even in single player. That sort of thing just doesn’t bug me. I live in a city, there’s probably always going to be Internet in my neighborhood. And considering some of the connection problems Wombat and I have had with past games, being able to just jump into a Diablo 3 game together was a blast. A friend of ours even showed up later in the evening and was able to just jump right into our game without any hassle. That was awesome.
The game is so far standard Diablo. It looks the same as previous games, albeit with better graphics, animations and voice work. My character, Djibouti, is fully voiced and can chat with quest-givers or townsfolk. The game even has character specific cut scenes, though I don’t yet know if it also has gender specific cut scenes. There are no dialogue trees to pick my own responses, but Diablo isn’t that kind of a game. I kill monsters, I pick up loot and I play pack rat, bringing a full satchel of loot back to town to sell, even if everything is broken and only worth $2 or $3. I’m a huge pack rat in Diablo games, selling nearly everything I find, no matter how many trips back to town it takes. This always gives me a huge pile of gold later in the game, though I rarely splurge on the super expensive items.
So in most games like this, I kind of just save my money for the sake of saving my money…if only I did that in real life.
The classes include Barbarian, Sorcerer, Demon Hunter, Monk and Witch Doctor. I picked Witch Doctor because clearly it was the most awesome choice out of those five. The rest are standard RPG classes, whereas Witch Doctor is unique and cool. It seems he’s going to be like the old Necromancer class, able to summon zombies, zombie dogs and other minions to fight his fights. That sounds cool to me.
I will keep you all posted on my progress, just for kicks. Though this game isn’t going to be as unique as Skyrim, with my orc Tannenbaum. Right now we’re simply making our way through Act I. We visited old Tristram, and went into the cathedral, but unfortunately there were no Wurt references this time around. I suppose we did take his leg in Diablo 2, and we killed Griswold, so it’s not like they’d still be around. Oh well, fun to visit the old locale.
I would love to hear about your Diablo 3 characters in the comments. Maybe we can play together someday.
I Enjoy Portal Song Videos
There are plenty of Portal song videos around the web, and I’m a fan. The game is great, and the fans really know how to treat the concept right. Those Nightmare Before Christmas inspired songs are amazing, and this guy, Harry UK, has made this new song. This one is a bit simpler, but the animation is great and the song is just sweet and enjoyable. So I hope you enjoy.
Assassin’s Creed 3 Still Looks Sweet
Some stylized gameplay footage of Assassin’s Creed 3 was released recently, and considering I covered it earlier, I thought I’d share more. The gameplay is pretty damn sweet. Check out the part where the character runs through some dude’s house! Awesome stuff. I don’t have much more to say about it, but I’m assuming some of my readers are video game fans.
25 Blissful Minutes of New Cave Johnson Lines
Anyone who has played Portal 2 knows that Cave Johnson may be the funniest, most blissfully one-liner spouting fictional character of all time. Voiced by the immeasurable J.K. Simmons, Cave Johnson is the overseer of Aperture Laboratories, or at least he was back when the company was first started in the mid-20th century. So everything he says has a delightful old-timey feel.
Well the latest Portal 2 DLC involves traveling through multiple dimensions, and each time you enter a new one, you get a new message from Cave Johnson. Then some amazing soul has taken all of those messages and put them together in this 25-minute long clip of just hilarious Cave Johnson one-liners. My God, this is brilliant. Listen to the whole thing. I wanted to blog it just to save it for posterity.
This is funny, funny stuff.



