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Grand Theft Auto V vs. Saints Row IV
Welcome to the first ever side-by-side review here at Henchman-4-Hire! When both Grand Theft Auto V and Saints Row IV decided to release within only a few weeks of each other, we of the strained wallets could only afford one of the two. Fortunately for me, Sean Ian Mills, and my favorite gamer gal pal, Alyssa (1wombat4u), we each had a favorite. I’ve been a Grand Theft Auto groupie since the days of top-down vehicular larceny, and Alyssa is insane – or at least that’s what I would call someone who isn’t in love with the GTA series. But we’ve had some amazing times in the co-op Saints Row games, so she decided to check out the latest in that wacky, dildo bat-loving series. And now we have pit our two experiences against each other in a head-to-head battle to see which 3D crime simulator is truly the best.
It’s the grand daddy of the entire genre vs. the knock-off that managed to find it’s own direction; it’s Grand Theft Auto V vs. Saints Row IV!
Let the battle begin after the jump!
Review: Ultimate Comics: All-New Spider-Man #27
I missed this review the week it came out because of a little thing called Grand Theft Auto V. Fortunately for me, there were no big review comics this week, so I’ve decided to pick up the slack and check out what might be one of the last Ultimate Spider-Man comics ever. Cataclysm is on the horizon, and nobody yet knows what’s going to happen to Miles Morales or even the Ultimate Universe itself. This could be the end of their entire world! But until then, Miles still has to worry about Cloak, Dagger, Bombshell and the newly introduced Ultimate Taskmaster. All of them come together in this action heavy issue.
If the end is truly near, I’m a little saddened that this story is so low key. Miles Morales puts the costume back on just to randomly help Cloak and Dagger? Taking on Roxxon feels kind of underwhelming, and I would have to imagine Bendis would have something bigger and better planned if the series was really coming to an end.
Comic Rating: 7/10 – Good.
The new issue remains as entertaining as the last few. Bendis has done a great job building up Cloak and Dagger into interesting characters, and his Miles remains as strong as ever. The new villain, Taskmaster, isn’t really anything to write home about though. He’d tough, he’s got some neat powers, and at least he doesn’t look as silly as the bright white, orange and blue swashbuckler from regular continuity. Why did Marvel go back to that costume instead of sticking with the awesome, blue Udon design? I definitely like the Ultimate design.
But ultimately, Taskmaster doesn’t prove to be all that interesting storywise. He’s a tough, no-holds-barred mercenary, and he puts up a good fight, but I’m not a big fight fan. Bendis’ best Ultimate Spider-Man issues are dialogue-heavy. So when it’s punch-heavy, it’s just not as good. Especially since Taskmaster came out of nowhere only last issue. He’s Roxxon’s hitman, but so what? He’s just a villain and the heroes defeat him, there’s not much to that story. And overall, Roxxon isn’t much of a villain either. They’re evil, sure, but they’re evil without a purpose. They’re just evil for the sake of being evil. And I’m sure Spider-Man will put them in their place, and that will be it.
If this series is truly coming to an end, I would have liked a story strong enough to go out on. Instead, it’s a simple fight issue, with some good character moments here and there.
Join me after the jump for a full synopsis and more review.
Hench-Sized Comic Book Reviews – 10/5/13
Villains Month is over and not a moment too soon, as far as I’m concerned. The sales were apparently amazing for DC Comics, but the comics themselves were mostly garbage, from what I read. They were all over the place with their stories, and when it came to quality writing and art. I can honestly say I didn’t need to read any of those Villains Month issues. None of them really added much of anything to the ongoing story or the villains themselves…though there were a few nice issues.
And it seems I may owe DC an apology about Bizarro…maybe.
Fortunately for us, Forever Evil is back, and it continues to be entertaining. The New 52 as a whole is still a weird fit for a project like this, but I enjoyed the issue. I also enjoyed the continuing chapters of Battle of the Atom and Superior Foes of Spider-Man, which claims Comic Book of the Week. But the second issue of Mighty Avengers really seemed to grind my gears! Find out why in the review below!
Comic Reviews: All-New X-Men #17, Forever Evil #2, Green Lantern #24, MIghty Avengers #2 and Superior Foes of Spider-Man #4.
Review: Scarlet Spider #22
How can you tell that a comic is scheduled for cancellation? The art quality starts to drop. Scarlet Spider is coming to an end in December, and so the art has started to dive-bomb. Three artists are credited on this issue, and it definitely shows. The art is all over the place – fortunately, the story is very solid. It’s the build up to Kaine vs. Kraven and it’s pretty darn cool.
I thought Scarlet Spider had staying power. I was wrong. But hopefully Chris Yost (and apparently co-writer Erik Burnham) can give us a grand finale.
Comic Rating: 7/10 – Good.
After this, there are only three issues left of Scarlet Spider. One of them will be the final battle against Kraven, but then what? The solicitations seem to point towards a sad ending to Scarlet Spider. That would be disappointing, but it would also be earned. Kaine hasn’t exactly been the best kind of hero. So I’m definitely excited to see how it all ends.
Fortunately, Kaine is the perfect kind of hero to take on Kraven in this issue. It’s been a blast reading his stories all this time, and I’m excited to see Kaine face off with a real villain with real history. Yost no longer has anything to lose. The series is over. So maybe Kaine will cut loose and give in to all the spider madness that Yost has been building so far. I want to see Kaine go wild in a real beat down, drag out knuckleduster.
And this issue is a great start.
Join me after the jump for a full synopsis and more review!







