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Grand Theft Auto V vs. Saints Row IV

Welcome to the first ever side-by-side review here at Henchman-4-Hire! When both Grand Theft Auto V and Saints Row IV decided to release within only a few weeks of each other, we of the strained wallets could only afford one of the two. Fortunately for me, Sean Ian Mills, and my favorite gamer gal pal, Alyssa (1wombat4u), we each had a favorite. I’ve been a Grand Theft Auto groupie since the days of top-down vehicular larceny, and Alyssa is insane – or at least that’s what I would call someone who isn’t in love with the GTA series. But we’ve had some amazing times in the co-op Saints Row games, so she decided to check out the latest in that wacky, dildo bat-loving series. And now we have pit our two experiences against each other in a head-to-head battle to see which 3D crime simulator is truly the best.

It’s the grand daddy of the entire genre vs. the knock-off that managed to find it’s own direction; it’s Grand Theft Auto V vs. Saints Row IV!

Most important question: which one has the prettiest logo?

Let the battle begin after the jump!

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Review: Ultimate Comics: All-New Spider-Man #27

I missed this review the week it came out because of a little thing called Grand Theft Auto V. Fortunately for me, there were no big review comics this week, so I’ve decided to pick up the slack and check out what might be one of the last Ultimate Spider-Man comics ever. Cataclysm is on the horizon, and nobody yet knows what’s going to happen to Miles Morales or even the Ultimate Universe itself. This could be the end of their entire world! But until then, Miles still has to worry about Cloak, Dagger, Bombshell and the newly introduced Ultimate Taskmaster. All of them come together in this action heavy issue.

Ultimate Spider-Man #27

If the end is truly near, I’m a little saddened that this story is so low key. Miles Morales puts the costume back on just to randomly help Cloak and Dagger? Taking on Roxxon feels kind of underwhelming, and I would have to imagine Bendis would have something bigger and better planned if the series was really coming to an end.

Comic Rating: 7/10 – Good.

The new issue remains as entertaining as the last few. Bendis has done a great job building up Cloak and Dagger into interesting characters, and his Miles remains as strong as ever. The new villain, Taskmaster, isn’t really anything to write home about though. He’d tough, he’s got some neat powers, and at least he doesn’t look as silly as the bright white, orange and blue swashbuckler from regular continuity. Why did Marvel go back to that costume instead of sticking with the awesome, blue Udon design? I definitely like the Ultimate design.

But ultimately, Taskmaster doesn’t prove to be all that interesting storywise. He’s a tough, no-holds-barred mercenary, and he puts up a good fight, but I’m not a big fight fan. Bendis’ best Ultimate Spider-Man issues are dialogue-heavy. So when it’s punch-heavy, it’s just not as good. Especially since Taskmaster came out of nowhere only last issue. He’s Roxxon’s hitman, but so what? He’s just a villain and the heroes defeat him, there’s not much to that story. And overall, Roxxon isn’t much of a villain either. They’re evil, sure, but they’re evil without a purpose. They’re just evil for the sake of being evil. And I’m sure Spider-Man will put them in their place, and that will be it.

If this series is truly coming to an end, I would have liked a story strong enough to go out on. Instead, it’s a simple fight issue, with some good character moments here and there.

Join me after the jump for a full synopsis and more review.

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Hench-Sized Comic Book Reviews – 10/5/13

Villains Month is over and not a moment too soon, as far as I’m concerned. The sales were apparently amazing for DC Comics, but the comics themselves were mostly garbage, from what I read. They were all over the place with their stories, and when it came to quality writing and art. I can honestly say I didn’t need to read any of those Villains Month issues. None of them really added much of anything to the ongoing story or the villains themselves…though there were a few nice issues.

And it seems I may owe DC an apology about Bizarro…maybe.

Fortunately for us, Forever Evil is back, and it continues to be entertaining. The New 52 as a whole is still a weird fit for a project like this, but I enjoyed the issue. I also enjoyed the continuing chapters of Battle of the Atom and Superior Foes of Spider-Man, which claims Comic Book of the Week. But the second issue of Mighty Avengers really seemed to grind my gears! Find out why in the review below!

Yes, yes he did

Comic Reviews: All-New X-Men #17, Forever Evil #2, Green Lantern #24, MIghty Avengers #2 and Superior Foes of Spider-Man #4.

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Review: Thrud the Barbarian

Someday I am going to publish my own comic, and when I do, I hope I have even half as much fun as Carl Critchlow has writing and drawing Thrud the Barbarian. The good people at Titan Comics released a new hardcover collection of the Thrud comics this month, and they sent me a copy for your reviewing pleasure. I had not heard of Thrud before now, but the big lug seems to be popular among the role-playing crowd because his comic strips made regular appearances in the 1980s role-playing magazine White Dwarf. Some of those early strips are included in this hardcover edition, and they’re a hoot. But this book’s main feature is five full-length, stand alone Thrud the Barbarian comics that Critchlow wrote and drew starting in 2002. Fortunately, one doesn’t need a deep understanding of Thrud and his world to enjoy this book.

Thrud the Barbarian is more than just a Conan parody. Thrud is a big, beefy pile of physical humor and role-playing revelry. The comics in this collection make for some nice, light entertainment, though I would have personally liked a little more depth behind them. At least Critchlow’s art style is a quest for the eyes, with a flare for medieval carnage and silly comedy.

Comic Rating: 6/10 – Pretty Good.

Thrud the Barbarian is big on muscles and short on brains, but who needs them when all your problems can be solved with a giant ax? Thrud is the biggest, meanest, toughest bad boy in medieval times, but all he really wants in life is some good beer and maybe some gold. And as we all know, pursuit of money and beer is bound to get anyone into trouble. Sure enough, across these five issues, Thrud’s simple needs somehow manage to get him wrapped up into all manner of adventure. Whether he’s hired to escort a scientist on an expedition into a frozen wasteland or he ends up impersonating a king, Thrud’s adventures are always lively. And when drawn in Critchlow’s signature style, I can see why the character became so popular back in the 80s.

The art is detailed and cartoony, exactly how i like it. Critchlow’s style seems perfectly suited to this medieval world, with a penchant for swinging axes, suits of armor and flying heads. This comic features several decapitations, and each one is better than the last – comically speaking, of course. Critchlow can handle the large and the small, from mapping out every muscle in Thrud’s over-sized body to giving full life to the giant monsters he faces.

Everybody needs a good arch-nemesis

As much fun as the issues are, part of me thinks Thrud might have worked best in shorter comic strips. The full issues are entertaining, but they don’t offer much depth, especially in Thrud himself. His character really is no deeper than swinging an ax and wanting a beer. So in each issue, it’s the characters around Thrud who actually provide the story. And while those characters do their job, they’re clearly nothing more than filler. Thrud is the only character who matters in each comic, and he’s usually the least interesting. Unless, of course, you get a giddy thrill from the idea of an ax-wielding warrior slicing his way through hordes of enemies. And who among us doesn’t?

Spam! It’s what’s for dinner!

Thrud the Barbarian is a gleeful comedy series. It’ll give you a few laughs and you’ll have a little fun reading. It’s definitely meant for the role-playing crowd, poking fun at a lot of the popular and familiar tropes. Necromancers, turnips, potions, wrestling and kingly duties all get a good thwopping from Critchlow in Thrud the Barbarian. This is the perfect sort of book to pass around at your next D&D game.

The hardcover Thrud the Barbarian is available at Amazon.com.

Review: Scarlet Spider #22

How can you tell that a comic is scheduled for cancellation? The art quality starts to drop. Scarlet Spider is coming to an end in December, and so the art has started to dive-bomb. Three artists are credited on this issue, and it definitely shows. The art is all over the place – fortunately, the story is very solid. It’s the build up to Kaine vs. Kraven and it’s pretty darn cool.

Scarlet Spider #22

I thought Scarlet Spider had staying power. I was wrong. But hopefully Chris Yost (and apparently co-writer Erik Burnham) can give us a grand finale.

Comic Rating: 7/10 – Good.

After this, there are only three issues left of Scarlet Spider. One of them will be the final battle against Kraven, but then what? The solicitations seem to point towards a sad ending to Scarlet Spider. That would be disappointing, but it would also be earned. Kaine hasn’t exactly been the best kind of hero. So I’m definitely excited to see how it all ends.

Fortunately, Kaine is the perfect kind of hero to take on Kraven in this issue. It’s been a blast reading his stories all this time, and I’m excited to see Kaine face off with a real villain with real history. Yost no longer has anything to lose. The series is over. So maybe Kaine will cut loose and give in to all the spider madness that Yost has been building so far. I want to see Kaine go wild in a real beat down, drag out knuckleduster.

And this issue is a great start.

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