Category Archives: Miscellaneous

Real Life Goldeneye 64

I proudly champion the genius and brilliance of people on the Internet every chance I get. Whether it’s a silly but awesome drawing of the Avengers or a particularly funny Portal parody. The Internet never fails to have something new up its sleeve. Today I bring you a video by Alasky. They created a real-life version of Goldeneye 64, the James Bond game that revolutionized first-person shooters and multiplayer alike. So enjoy!

The Space Stallions Will Save Us

I’m not sure sure what this video is – other than incredibly awesome. It may be the single greatest parody video of all time, mocking the cartoons of the 80s with brilliance and wit. Space Stallions is so perfectly made that it could stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Silverhawks or Voltron of He-Man! But I don’t think it’s just a parody video, since it has a website – one that doesn’t seem to loud all the way. The Youtube page says it’s a bachelor film project. If so, I hope they got an A.

But whatever it is, come, watch and enjoy. If only this had really been a part of our childhood. Save us Mother Mustang!

Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone!

Thanks Internet picture, I already do.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Trailer

Say it with me now, it just rolls off the tongue: ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’.

It’s a concept so silly, so insane, that of course they had to make a movie about it. I never read the book – heard it was only alright – but I’m a big fan of brilliantly mind-boggling ideas. It’s a concept that could only exist in a world of Internet humor. And for that, I approve.

Of course, the movie couldn’t be a comedy. Instead, it has to be a dark, balls-to-the-wall, super-serious action flick starring the Great Emancipator slaying vampires with a wood-cutting ax. Because of course he does.

This trailer is another winner, by the way. Also, does this automatically mean that John Wilkes Booth was a vampire? Or was he some kind of vampire hunter hunter? I guess we’ll have to see the movie to find out!

Avengers Legos Look Awesome

Toy Fair 2012 is happening right now in New York City. It’s like a big, exciting toy convention showing off all the upcoming action figures and other knick knacks we can buy. I’ve been flipping through a lot of the pictures off the convention floor, but so far the action figures just look boring. The Amazing Spider-Man and The Avengers movies look like they’ll be producing the most basic action figures imaginable. We’re going to get a ton of Spider-Man figures, and then the various Avengers. Boring.

Fortunately, there are going to be some badass Legos.

I love what they've done with the Hulk

It’s like childhood dreams given physical form. Captain America? Hulk? The Avengers? they look so completely badass! Everyone except Iron Man, though. He looks stupid. But check out Black Widow’s hair. And Hawkeye looks sweet too. Plus turning Hulk into a ‘beast’ instead of just a regular mini-fig was brilliant.

Check out some actual Lego models after the jump!

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