I knew these were coming! We’re still 10 months away from Halloween, but I knew that Avengers movie-brand Halloween costumes were coming! Marvel and, frankly, all superhero movies have jumped on the Halloween bandwagon in recent years. Does anybody remember the millions of Joker costumes following The Dark Knight?

Well I knew we’d definitely be getting costumes for The Avengers movie, and they do not disappoint! If only I was thinner, I would probably buy them all. Not only would they be fun for Halloween, but they’re a great starting point for a cosplay costume. They’d probably even be great for kinky bedroom role-playing too! I’m just saying. Laaaaadies.

You can check out all the costumes here, or check out the few I’m posting.

First up, check out this sweet Captain America costume!

It damn well better come with the shield

Personally, I hate, hate, HATE those costumes that don’t have real boots, just the visual of boots. It looks ridiculous! But that’s easily solved by a kickass pair of red boots. Likewise, red gloves. I just find it weird that these licensed costumes always stop there. Though apparently the gloves are sold separately. The puffiness looks kind of cool, as does the iffy helmet. If the actual shield looks that badass, this costume is a winner.

Obviously they have costumes for Captain America, Thor and Iron Man, the Big 3 when it comes to Avengers. Hulk costumes are on the way, as are Loki. But this costume company doesn’t stop with the big names.

Check out Hawkeye!

What, no bow?

At least this costume looks to have better boots. But I almost feel bad for it. Hawkeye’s movie costume is cool, in the movie, but as a Halloween costume it looks so boring! Nobody will have any idea who you are! Even if they see the movie in May, I bet most people who aren’t absolute comic book geeks won’t remember Hawkeye by October.

Unless he’s somehow the breakout star of the movie. Hey! It could happen.

Otherwise, we all know Thor is going to be really popular. Why else would people need to buy…this!

Those look like some gnarly waves, dude

What? No fake beard? Thor has always kind of looked ridiculous without the beard.

As for our African-American friends, there’s no reason to feel left out. There’s also, apparently, no reason to do something as ‘controversial’ as a black Thor or a black Hawkeye. These costumes have you covered!

You can be a black Nick Fury instead!

Though now I’m curious. Considering white Nick Fury looks the same as black Nick Fury, could that costume double as a white Nick Fury? All you’d need is some hair.

These costumes look hilariously awesome. Any true cosplayer probably wouldn’t bother with them, but for something cheap to buy and wear to a party or the bar on Halloween, these are fantastic!

But these are just for adults. The real people who need to benefit from these costumes are the little children who will actually be going trick-or-treating. Well don’t worry, because the little kids are covered!

He doesn't even need that crappy wig!

And the little girls are covered too!

Finally, a sexualized costume for little girls that I can support!