Not every first year at Hogwart’s School for Witchcraft and Wizardry gets to be a heroic Gryffindor or a dastardly Slytherin. Some students are patient and loyal, and know the value of hard work. These proud students get sorted into Hufflepuff House. And as the lovely ladies of Not Literally will tell you, there’s nothing wrong with showing off a little Badger Pride!

The song is ‘Sorted This Way’, a parody of Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way’.