Anyone who has played Portal 2 knows that Cave Johnson may be the funniest, most blissfully one-liner spouting fictional character of all time. Voiced by the immeasurable J.K. Simmons, Cave Johnson is the overseer of Aperture Laboratories, or at least he was back when the company was first started in the mid-20th century. So everything he says has a delightful old-timey feel.

The man, the myth, the legend

Well the latest Portal 2 DLC involves traveling through multiple dimensions, and each time you enter a new one, you get a new message from Cave Johnson. Then some amazing soul has taken all of those messages and put them together in this 25-minute long clip of just hilarious Cave Johnson one-liners. My God, this is brilliant. Listen to the whole thing. I wanted to blog it just to save it for posterity.

This is funny, funny stuff.