Today’s the day! Tonight’s the night! The Avengers debuts in the United States at midnight tonight! I have my ticket, I have my Captain America T-shirt and I have my bag of candy that I’m going to proudly sneak into the theater! Man, oh man, am I ever excited. I just…aaagh! I can’t contain this excitement! So I think instead I’ll celebrate this excitement with another Avengers commercial that blows my fragile little mind!

Why isn’t it Midnight yet!!