I made fun of this movie a few months ago, when I saw the first poster. But now a full-length trailer has come out for the new Dreamworks movie, Rise of the Guardians. It’s just…it’s hard to describe how lovably silly this whole thing sounds. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and the Sandman team up like a league of superheroes to defeat a generic evil bad guy. It’s like Dreamworks just picked and chose which popular public domain characters would be fun to animate and put them in a movie. It’s both oddly creative yet depressingly pathetic.

It doesn’t help that Alec Baldwin delivers a terrible German accent.