Say it with me now, it just rolls off the tongue: ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’.

It’s a concept so silly, so insane, that of course they had to make a movie about it. I never read the book – heard it was only alright – but I’m a big fan of brilliantly mind-boggling ideas. It’s a concept that could only exist in a world of Internet humor. And for that, I approve.

Of course, the movie couldn’t be a comedy. Instead, it has to be a dark, balls-to-the-wall, super-serious action flick starring the Great Emancipator slaying vampires with a wood-cutting ax. Because of course he does.

This trailer is another winner, by the way. Also, does this automatically mean that John Wilkes Booth was a vampire? Or was he some kind of vampire hunter hunter? I guess we’ll have to see the movie to find out!