Yearly Archives: 2011
Legit Magneto Song
Apparently this is a parody of a Lady Gaga song. Lady Gaga is one of those musicians, like Amy Winehouse or Justin Bieber, who I never knew existed until they started making news for being controversial…or doing drugs…or being lame. Regardless, a good parody is a good parody. And a great parody features the X-Men as back-up singers!
Squirrelpool and the Upcoming Comic-Con!
The San Diego Comic-Con is right around the corner! It’s Nerd Mecca, essentially. Everything from comic books to TV shows to the latest movies use Comic-Con to promote. I’ve been to a few conventions in my day, but never San Diego. It doesn’t help that I live in New York. Regardless, even though I’m not going, a lot of other geek blogs and news sites will be going! So expect to see a lot of traffic on this site as I pass along some cool comic news!
For example, those who go to San Diego have the option of buying this exclusive statuette!

Yes, this is a thing that exists in the world.
No Harry Potter Review, but Here’s a Story of Me as Venom!
Alas, I had a pretty busy weekend, and because I still haven’t seen Part 1 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, I couldn’t exactly go and see Part 2. So for anybody who’s really become a fan of my movie reviews so far, we’re all just going to have to wait. Perhaps I’ll review both of them together. That should be pretty fun. I loved the book of Deathly Hallows, so I’m looking forward to the movie. I reviewed Half-Blood Prince for my newspaper. Maybe I’ll be able to dig up that old review.
But just so I don’t leave everybody without something to look at, my girlfriend Alyssa discovered a fun new web comic that had a Harry Potter joke: Head Trip.
I used to go to midnight showings back when I was movie reviewer for my newspaper, The Daily Sentinel in Rome, NY. If you check out the Awards page of my blog, you can see that I won third place in a statewide journalism competition for my movie reviews. I don’t remember which three I submitted though. I did Transformers 1 and 2, Dark Knight, Avatar, Watchmen, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, and…a few others, I think. It was a blast. I’d attend the midnight showing but still have to go to work at 7 a.m. the next day. But they not only reimbursed my ticket, but I got overtime pay for watching the movie!
Fun story how that all came about, actually.
Way back for Spider-Man 3, my friend Shannon David and I got together to go see the midnight premiere. Shannon is an old friend from high school, and he still lived in my hometown of Auburn, NY. He was going to the premiere in costume as Spider-Man, and I couldn’t pass up an invite like that! So I whipped up a very crappy, homemade Venom costume to wear!

Grrrrrr!
We had a blast, even if it involved me driving the hour+ back home, attending the midnight premiere, driving the hour+ back to Rome and then waking up to be at work at 7 a.m. That day was really…not awesome, let me tell you.
Anyway, my boss/editor overheard me talking about going to a midnight showing of a movie. That gave her the idea that I could do that for the paper, and write movie reviews. I think it was all an effort to get more young people to read a newspaper, which is fine by me. She picked the first Transformers as the first movie to review. That was the big tent-pole movie of that summer. For some insane reason, I didn’t immediately jump on this outlet. I waited until next summer and picked another movie. Then I finally started doing more and more movies.
Then my editor retired at the end of 2009 and took her interest in my movie reviews with her.
The editor that was left has zero interest in my movie reviews as a cultural piece. He’s a fan of the classics. He told me I could keep doing it, but not just for any movie. They had to be significant movies, like Avatar was a big deal at the time. But I realized I wasn’t really following the cultural zeitgeist of movies and had no real way to decide between a movie worth reviewing or a movie I just wanted to see on my own. So, alas, I abandoned the movie reviews. I just didn’t have it in me to argue with him why he should pay me to go see the likes of Thor or X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
But now I have this blog! So it’s all worked out in the end.
Why Does Bill O’Reilly Play Himself as a Geek Villain?
I’ve noticed this trend in two recent superhero/action movies: Iron Man 2 and Transformers: Dark of the Moon. In an effort to seem more realistic, as if they are part of the real world, both movies feature a scene where one character is watching TV and The O’Reilly Factor is playing. But instead of just being some random clip, it’s actually a small scene of political pundit Bill O’Reilly talking about the movie as if it were real life. He comments on the characters and the plot as if it were a real episode of his show.
And in both cases, Bill berates the heroes!
Why would he do that? If he’s playing himself (which he is, according to his IMDB page) and it’s supposed to be his own show, why would he so openly criticize the heroes? Why not fully support Iron Man and the Autobots?
I don’t have an answer, I’m just curious.
This isn’t about Bill O’Reilly’s politics. I’m a liberal-thinking sort of guy, he’s a conservative. It’s probably fair to say I disagree with most everything he says and the way he says those things. But I’ve never watched his show and don’t know enough about him or his politics to offer any sort of critique or argument against him. No doubt he himself believes in his beliefs and values his own opinion on the issues. Likewise, there are probably millions of fans that trust him and value his opinions.
So why come off as a jerk who openly opposes the actions of the heroes?
Obviously O’Reilly has a certain persona as a loud-mouthed, angry political pundit, but is that persona more important than his personal character? Is he playing this perceived persona for the sake of a cameo rather than saying nothing at all?
Let’s take a look at what he says in those two movies.

From Iron Man 2
Here is a transcript of what Bill O’Reilly says in his brief clip from Iron Man 2:
“When Mr. Stark announced he was indeed Iron Man, he was making a promise to America. We trusted that he would look out for us. He obviously did not. And now we learn that his sectretary, a woman named Virginia ‘Pepper‘ Potts, has been appointed CEO of Stark Inudstries. WHAT ARE HER QUALIFICATIONS!? Miss Potts is doing nothing to manage–(mute)”
He berates Tony Stark/Iron Man and insults Pepper Potts and her ability to be CEO of Stark Enterprises. In that picture, he calls Pepper a “pinhead”. But they’re the heroes! By the end, Tony proves that he is awesome and still a superhero. And Pepper is beautiful and super nice, the viewers are supposed to be rooting for Pepper. By insulting them, he not only comes off as a big meany, but he’s proven wrong in the end because clearly it’s safe to believe in the heroic Tony Stark and Pepper Potts.
So why doesn’t Bill O’Reilly support Tony Stark or think Pepper Potts would be an awesome CEO? Why doesn’t he support Iron Man?
Now for Transformers: Dark of the Moon, O’Reilly interviews John Turturro’s Agent Simmons:
“Now Agent Simmons, you would have us believe that it would be in our best interests to take sides in this so-called ‘alien civil war’…But polls show half the world would feel safer with the Autobots completely gone. Get’em out of here! We don’t need’em here!…Now agent, here at the Factor we have obtained documents that you were fired by the Intelligence Committee. Your psych evaluations report severe delusional tendancies…You sounded like a pinhead agent, and I’ve got a suggestion for you: damage control.”
Now Agent Simmons may be a little nuts, but he’s only ever been 100% correct about everything. He’s only ever been heroic, especially in Transformers 2 and 3. Yet O’Reilly openly mocks him on the air. Once again he calls one of the heroes a “pinhead”. And “Get’em out of here! We don’t need’em here!”? O’Reilly may not be directly backing the Decepticons, but he’s anti-Autobots.
But why? Agent Simmons is only ever a good guy in Dark of the Moon, and the Autobots once again save the world. Why couldn’t Bill O’Reilly use his show to support the awesome Agent Simmons and help promote his book? Why take the side of ‘polls’ that are anti-Autobot?
Is he simply reading the lines given to him by the script-writers, and is therefore just banking on his name and perceived reputation to collect a little paycheck? Or did the writers want him so badly to make these little realistic cameos that they worked with him and these are actually O’Reilly’s opinions given the facts?
If the former is true, does this mean he acknowledges that his opinions are usually wrong and he’s just a mean blowhard? (OK, so I slipped a little bit of politics in there.)
And what do his fans think? If they value O’Reilly’s opinion on the issues, do they support his distrust of Tony Stark, Pepper Potts and Agent Simmons? I wouldn’t think so. Do his fans then have to accept that he’s being a jerk, and is wrong on the issues presented in the two movies?
Either way, I’m just kind of curious.
Slinging with Style!
Oh to be a geeky fanboy, and then to have people indulge me. There’s a new Spider-Man video game coming out, and the gamemakers will include The Slingers as alternate costumes! I just have to pre-order Spider-Man: Edge of Time from Gamestop. So consider me a customer!

Ricochet, Hornet, Prodigy and Dusk!
The Slingers are pretty much as obscure as half the characters on my list of favorite comic book characters. So if you read that list, I’ll try to put this into context. Having the Slingers as alternate costumes would be similar to having the Mimic as an alternate costume in an X-Men video game. it’s that sort of geeky thrill that I love!
Quick explanation: Back in the late 90s, there was a story across the four different Spider-Man comic books where Spidey was framed for murder. So Peter Parker, for various reasons, created four new superhero identities so that he could investigate the frame-up without being chased by the police. I was reading only Amazing Spider-Man at the time, so I read the Dusk issues – that’s the character in all black. Eventually he proved his innocence and put all these costumes into storage.
Soon after, however, Marvel launched a new series about four college-age kids who came into possession of the costumes and used them to become amateur superheroes. They didn’t have a team name, but the comic was called The Slingers. It was 12 issues or so before being cancelled, and it was a nice follow-up to the equally short-lived Green Goblin series with Phil Urich. Since then, the Slingers have popped up here and there in random issues and, much like with Mimic and Green Goblin from my list, it’s fun to track down those issues and find out what these guys are up to in comics.
So as a geek, I’m thrilled that they will get to appear in the new game!
