Yearly Archives: 2011

A Batman for all Seasons

Regular readers of my blog will know that I’ve already pre-ordered Batman: Arkham City at Best Buy in order to get Robin. That’s set in stone. Ain’t nothing changing that. But everybody else has the option now of different pre-order variants in order to get different Batman costumes. These are freakin’ amazing! My God! It’s like a geek drool collection machine! Hopefully these will be available as DLC someday.

It also means that at some point, somewhere in the world, there was a group of people who spent the day deciding what alternate Batman costumes they should include in this game. Those people are the luckiest human beings on the face of the Earth.

So who are we looking at here and how do you get them? Well this picture comes courtesy of arkhamcity.co.uk, and they break it down for us. Some of these pre-order options may change, since I think it’s only the England options have been announced.

From left:

1. Batman Beyond: A popular cartoon show set in the future after Bruce Wayne has retired. A young man named Terry McGuinness discovers Batman’s secret and teams up with the aging Bruce to become a new Batman for a new, futuristic Gotham City. I didn’t watch this cartoon much, but it was alright. Though I absolutely hate a later retcon at the end of Justice League Unlimited that altered the story so that Terry was actually a pseudo-clone of Bruce instead of just a regular guy who becomes Batman, that someone had taken Bruce Wayne’s DNA and injected it into Terry’s sperm so that when he and Terry’s mom had a kid, the dad-half came from Bruce. That’s just DUMB! I will not be bothering with this outfit.

How to get it: Pre-order the game from gamestop.co.uk or MightyApe.

2. The Dark Knight Returns: A beefier Batman from Frank Miller’s classic tale from the 1980s. Again set in a future Gotham City, but this time the aging Bruce Wayne decides to put the costume back on in order to reclaim the beast that resides within his soul – and rescue Gotham City. This was one of the comics that changed Batman from the silly 1960s Adam West variation into the gritty dark knight! And I’m all the happier for it. This would be an awesome costume to play the game in.

How to get it: Pre-order the Collector’s Edition of the game.

3. Earth One: My bad. I thought this was the current Bruce Wayne costume, when in actuality it’s a costume based on the Batman: Earth One series…that hasn’t been released. Superman: Earth One came out, and it altered a few things in the classic origin and made Clark Kent more of a Twilight-esque brooding young man. It sold really well. I have no idea what they plan to do with Bruce Wayne. I’m pretty sure there’s only ever been a single preview image release…which this costume is based on. Lame. But it looks kind of cool.

How to get it: Pre-order at MightyApe.

4. 1970s Batman: Back in the day, before Frank Miller and the ‘Dark Knight’, Batman was the Caped Crusader. He was a member of the Dynamic Duo with Robin. Those names are still used, I suppose, but back then they stood for an entirely different Batman. Back then he wore a light gray suit with a bright blue cape and cowl. That was back when Robin dressed in green shorts and pixie boots. So there, everybody! Batman didn’t dress for the shadows either! It’s an alright costume, and would probably look really funny in Arkham City.

How to get it: Pre-order from Toys R Us.

5. Batman: The Animated Series: Oh my dear and holy Lord. That is amazing! I hope somebody got a promotion for both coming up with the idea and pulling it off so well! I have no idea how it will look in gameplay, but it looks like sheer geek gold in that picture. If you don’t know about Batman: The Animated Series from the 90s then shame on you!

How to get it: Pre-order from MightyApe.

6. Arkham City Batman: That’s just what Batman normally looks like in the game. Not an alternate costume.

How to get it: Just buy the game, fools!

Avengers Assemble!

I couldn’t be more excited for The Avengers movie next year. The Avengers is the most exciting movie project that’s come along in a very, very long time. This is an actual movie experiment. Something that, as far as I know, has never or at least rarely ever been done before. Instead of just being a sequel, The Avengers will combine the characters and plots of four other movie franchises into one gloriously epic adventure! Superheroes having been teaming up since the world of comics began, and now we’ll finally see it happen in the movies! I can’t remember the last time I was this excited about seeing a movie, about the potential that a movie has.

Sure, I’ve looked forward to movies (like Little Miss Sunshine or Scott Pilgrim vs. The World), and there have been some pretty great trailers. But The Avengers is in a league of its own. It will be the crowning achievement of superhero movies, the climax of the past 10 years of awesome films.

I really, really hope it lives up to the hype. I have a lot of faith that it will.

Avengers Assemble!

Avengers Assemble!

Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, the Incredible Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye and Nick Fury. We couldn’t have asked for a better team line-up (though I will, later in this post). This team is cinematic gold, and the story of how we got here is just so fascinating. Nobody knew Iron Man would do as well as it did. Iron Man is  still my favorite of all the movies in this line, though I’ve enjoyed them all. Everybody knew that the Spider-Man movies would be awesome, that Batman would succeed; but once the movie makers started experimenting with relatively unknown characters, untested properties, we just had to hope. And it paid off again and again and again.

First and foremost, The Avengers is in good hands. The movie is written and directed by Joss Whedon, the god of all geeks.

And Whedon said, "Let there be vampires."

Joss Whedon is the guy who invented Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and helmed her 7-seasons long television series. He’s also the brilliant mind behind Angel, Dollhouse, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog and possibly the greatest science fiction show on television: Firefly. If you haven’t seen Firefly, I’ll wait here while you go out and rent it or download it and watch the entire series. It’s amazing. I was literally angry and sad after watching the full series on DVD because I knew there would never be any other episodes. It was mishandled by FOX and is championed by the Internet as the greatest show to have ever been killed before its time. And Joss Whedon is the mastermind behind it.

He also wrote and directed the Firefly movie, Serenity. So clearly he’s got the chops to make a Hollywood movie and make it awesome.

Whedon also wrote a particularly amazing run on Astonishing X-Men. Both that series and his handling of Firefly are prime indicators that this man knows how to write a great group dynamic. Buffy the Vampire Slayer did so well because of the Scooby Gang, of Buffy and her friends just joking around and being fun while all the craziness went on around them. That will be key to a successful Avengers movie. In fact, that is the most important thing Avengers has to get right to be a success: the team dynamic.

Moreso than beating up the bad guys, The Avengers has to be about the heroes and how they interact with one another. Whedon understands this and Whedon will do a great job with this.

Chris Hemsworth as Thor; Chris Evans as Captain America; Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man; Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye; Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk and Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow

So let’s talk about the cast and the team for a moment. Obviously we’ve got the big three: Captain America, Iron Man and Thor. That is the key difference between the main superteam in Marvel and DC comics: the lineup. The Justice League over at DC is composed of all the big, popular characters: Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, etc.  The Avengers, however, were never made up of Marvel’s top characters. Spider-Man and especially the X-Men, the biggest sellers and most popular, were never a part of the Avengers. Sure you had Cap, Iron Man and Thor, but they were mostly seen as Avengers first and solo heroes second. The Avengers had their own little corner of the Marvel Universe alongside Spidey and the X-Men.

That not only ensured that Spider-Man and the X-Men got their movies first (being the most popular), but it also meant that I was never much into the Avengers as a comic book. I read Spider-Man and X-Men growing up. I’m still not very big into the Avengers as a comic. I simply never cared much for the characters enough to follow their books.

But then, of course, we’ve got this movie magic. Once the Spider-Man and X-Men movies made hundreds of millions of dollars, Marvel decided to clamp down and take control of their own characters. They launched Marvel Studios and made Iron Man, which was an out-of-the-park hit! The brain trust at Marvel then decided to keep going, and someone had the brilliant idea to make solo movies of the Avengers characters and bring them together into the big film next year. And sure enough, Incredible Hulk, Thor and Captain America were well-made, quality movies. They weren’t the runaway hits that Iron Man was, but they have definitely been successful films, especially the two this year. Marvel Studios is taking care of their movie properties, their heroes. There’s no reason to believe they won’t take good care of The Avengers.

It’s just a shame they couldn’t get Edward Norton back to reprise his role as Bruce Banner. There were some disagreements behind the scenes between Norton and Marvel. It’s key that they kept the same actors, essentially preserving the characters from those earlier movies, so that they are definitely linked. If they’d simply recast all the Avengers, it just wouldn’t be the same, it wouldn’t have the same magic. Which is why I’m so sad that they couldn’t get Norton. I was looking forward to scenes between Norton’s Banner and Downey’s Stark.

Instead we get Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner, the Hulk

The Hulk/Banner is the character I am most looking forward to in The Avengers. Word has it he may start out as a villain (or at least a handful that the other heroes have to deal with), but I oh so hope he is heroic by the end and part of the team. The Incredible Hulk was a good movie, and they portrayed a brilliant Bruce Banner. He’s struggling to get control of this beast within, but at the same time he knows that he can use it for good. When the Abomination is attacking New York, Bruce has the idea to ‘aim’ the Hulk at Abomination and save the day. Hopefully they will carry those ideas over into The Avengers.

Like I said before, how these characters interact with one another will be the key to this movie’s success. They were the protagonists in their own films. Everyone else in the movie reacted to them, bowed down to them. So how are they going to share the screen? It’s going to be fascinating to watch, especially when it comes to the Hulk. Bruce Banner is the other side of the heroic coin. Banner is as smart, if not smarter, than Tony Stark; but when his brush with superheroics came along he got cursed. He doesn’t get the women or the popularity. He’s a monster…but he’s a monster that’s stronger than Thor or anyone else. Hulk is the strongest one there is, after all.

I can’t wait to see how the rest of the team treats him. Will they pity him? Will Tony Stark make fun of him? Will anyone be nice to him?

Bruce Banner and his place within the Avengers was brilliantly written in The Ultimates series. I’ll be doing a blog post about them eventually.

The first picture of the team together

My only complaint about the movie is the lack of female characters. It feels a little overly feminist of me, but they couldn’t come up with any other women to put on the team than the Black Widow? She is a super spy who had a supporting role in Iron Man 2, so that makes her part of the team? Yes, the Black Widow was a member of the Avengers in the comics. But in the movieverse, she’s just a secret agent, not a super hero. Yes there were movies for Iron Man, Cap, Hulk and Thor, but they’re putting Hawkeye on the Avengers when all he had was a tiny cameo in Thor, which they only put in because of the Avengers. So clearly someone was OK with introducing brand new characters just for the Avengers.

My bet is that they’re just riffing off the Hawkeye/Black Widow team-ups in The Ultimates. Hawkeye’s costume in this movie will be his Ultimates uniform, not the comic book outfit.

So why not introduce some new female Avengers? The problem is that a lot of them are derivative of something else. The most prominent female Avenger is the Wasp. But she’s the wife of Giant-Man, Hank Pym. If they ever plan on doing the Wasp someday and want to stick with the comics, that means she has to be connected with Giant-Man. It worked wonders in the comics, especially Ultimates, but that’s probably too much baggage for the movie. Same with the second most prominent female Avenger, the Scarlet Witch. She’s the daughter of Magneto (the X-Men villain), and twin sister to Quicksilver. Again, a lot of baggage.

But who’s left? She-Hulk? Not gonna happen. Ms. Marvel? She’s just Wonder Woman-lite. Spider-Woman? Again, too connected to somebody else. Their only other options would be Tigra, who would work, or Mockingbird, who is essentially Black Widow-lite.

I guess there just aren’t many options for female Avengers. Which is a sad shame. I hope we at least get a cameo for the Wasp. Black Widow is just going to have to carry a whole gender on her shoulders!

I think she can handle it!

That leaves the villain and I have no idea what they’re going to do about it. Very little has been released about the villain. We know that Loki is going to reappear from the Thor movie, but surely he can’t be the only villain. He had his big chance in Thor, and he wasn’t so amazing in that film that fans would want to see him again so soon. Yes, Loki was the first villain in the very first Avengers comic back in the 1960s, the reason the team got together, but they can’t be so devoted to the comics that they’d tank the film with a lame villain.

But the problem is that most of the Avengers’ prominent villains are lame, in my opinion. Kang the Conqueror is a big purple guy who time travels. That is far too complicated for this film. Keep It Simple, Stupid! Ultron is an evil robot, but he was built by Giant-Man and so once again that would add more baggage than one would want for a film. Who’s left? Not many villains. Heck, none of the Avengers villains are famous enough that the public would care about them. They don’t have a Joker or a Lex Luthor.

One rumor that’s being spread around are the Skrulls, an invading alien race. They used the Skrulls in the Ultimates as the first real outside threat that the heroes had to take down, and that story was amazing! It had everyone one could want in a movie!

So in my opinion, the Skrulls should be the villain in the movie. They’d just be an invading alien force that requires all of these heroes to team-up to defeat. Everybody understands an alien invasion. It’s not complicated and it wouldn’t detract from the character interaction. People have said that superhero movies rise and fall based on their villain, but with the Avengers, that shouldn’t be the case.

This movie will rise and fall based on how well they make a movie about The Avengers.

Getting a Job in the 21st Century

My dream jobs are pretty unobtainable. I want to write comic books for Marvel and DC, or I want to just write novels for a living. I also wouldn’t mind writing for a TV show or a movie. But the reason I’m only a newspaper reporter right now with personal writing on the side is because DREAM JOBS ARE HARD TO GET! How many people do you know are working at their dream job?

For that matter, how do you even apply for your dream job? Well, this girl is using the power of the Interwebs to apply for her dream job! More power to her, I say. I just don’t have to have these sorts of skills. Not even the singing voice.

They Sunk Liam Neeson’s Battleship

The trailer for the movie Battleship has been released and I don’t see what the problem is. I’ll admit that there is nothing more ludicrous creatively than Hollywood snatching up recognizable brand names to attach to their movies. It’s borderline insulting to movie audiences. But then movie audiences sometimes need to be insulted. But after watching the trailer, I don’t think this is a big deal. Battleships are cool. And I don’t know of any other movie with a focus on battleships. Throw in some aliens, some explosions, Liam Neeson, and a dashing young stud and you’ve got yourself a movie, mister!

My Sinister 6

Spider-Man has one of the wildest Rogues Galleries in all of comics, literally. Nearly all of them are based off some kind of wild animal. That makes for a nice consistency. And one key component of Spidey’s baddies over the years has been the Sinister Six. Back in 1964, six of Spidey’s greatest villains teamed up to take him on as a group, because none of them could beat him on their own. Essentially they all sat down and someone said, “Gentlemen, we’re going to kill Spider-Man!”

It didn’t work. They lost.

The first Sinister Six was composed of Doctor Octopus, Mysterio, Electro, Sandman, Vulture and Kraven the Hunter. That team stayed pretty consistent throughout the years, with a few additions and subtractions here and there. They basically always teamed up to kill Spider-Man, though sometimes also to commit crimes.

Well today I’m going to debut my vision of an even better Sinister Six! The idea of some of the big bad guys teaming up just to kill Spider-Man is passe. Nowadays the Sinister Six should be more working-class, more street-level guys banding together to accomplish something. Kill Spider-Man, sure; but being super criminals should come first.

It should be no surprise that DC Comics’ Secret Six is a big influence on what a villain team should be.

1. Lady Octopus: Villainous mastermind and brains of the operation!

She's all hands

It’s true! There’s a Lady Octopus! She is an obscure character (my favorite kind!) who hasn’t been seen much since she debuted in the mid-90s as a part of the Clone Saga. That makes her perfect for revamping into something new and spectacular! Just cut away all the crappy baggage she had back in the day and make her sleek, new and exciting. Get rid of the armored costume and give her something more subtle and a little bit sexy. Keep the Doc Ock arms, but make them more stream-lined and less mechanical. And pink hair is always cool. When she debuted, she was all about Cyberspace, back when the Internet was called the Information Superhighway and nobody really knew what it would become. They can keep the interest in the Internet, just don’t get insane about it. She’d be the new mastermind of the team, the one who brings everyone together for her nefarious schemes!

2. The Spot: Transport and some comic relief.

Make it rain!

My faithful readers first met the Spot on my list of 6 Favorite Comic Book Characters, so it shouldn’t be any surprise that I’d want him for my team. Should I ever get to try my hand at writing a Marvel comic, I have big plans for the Spot. He has the super power of creating portals out of thin air and then using them to transport himself and anything else over great distances. So clearly he’d be great as a teleport-for-hire sort of guy. Saves the team from having to rent a truck, or something. So he’d be great for that. He’s also an amazing visual. The Spot is just fun to look at. A recent appearance made him something of an arrogant comic relief, and I’d keep that while also giving him some of the recent back bone he’s developed.

3. The Rhino: Strong silent type, the muscle.

Run for your life!!

Just look at that picture, read those captions. The Rhino is no longer the big, blundering fool he used to be. There was a story in Amazing Spider-Man not too long ago that had the Rhino retiring from crime because he’d fallen in love. He went to prison, served his time and then got out and married the woman. Then some Rhino wannabe came on the scene with a new mechanical suit and challenged the old Rhino to a fight. Spider-Man stepped in and had a cool scene where he told the old Rhino to go home to his wife, Spidey would handle this new guy because that’s what Spider-Man does. And Rhino listened! It was a brilliant story, really humanizing this long-standing joke character.

Then a few issues later, the bad guys came back into the picture and killed the Rhino’s new wife. He went off the deep end then, becoming the monster you see in the picture above. So now he’s tough, strong and super angry. I’d keep all those things going with Rhino on the Sinister Six.

4. Hobgoblin: Insane, funny wildcard.

Take that, Spider-Man!

Another character from my list of favorites, the Phil Urich Hobgoblin. This choice is mostly fanboyism. I love the character, I want to see more of him and this would be the perfect opportunity. It would give Phil a higher profile. Hobgoblin has a long-standing history with the Sinister Six, so throw him back on the team. He’s wildly crazy, in a fun way, and would be the perfect wildcard (like Charlie Kelly). Marvel is trying to make this Hobgoblin a legitimate character, and I’m all for it!

5. Scorpion: Tough, angry veteran.

And that!

Mac Gargan, the Scorpion, has been around forever. He was even Venom for a few years. But he’s back now as the Scorpion, with a badass costume and a return to glory as a bitter, angry, henchman-for-hire. He was originally a private eye hired by J. Jonah Jameson to get some dirt on Spider-Man. Then JJJ went the extra mile and paid for some Science to turn Gargan into the Scorpion. Gargen’s been half-insane and bitter at JJJ ever since. Plus as a kid, I loved scorpions (still do), so this guy was always one of my favorites. He was never a member of the comic book Sinister Six, but he was on the cartoon show, when they were called the Insidious Six.

One has to assume that FOX Kids in the 90s just didn’t like the word ‘sinister’. They also wouldn’t let Spider-Man punch anybody.

6. The Shocker: Heart of the team, the put-upon every-man just trying to get by.

Not the 'shocker' you're thinking about

The Shocker, Herman Schultz, is the ultimate working-class super-villain; so he’s a real hero of mine. This is a guy who just wants to make a buck. He’s not in this game to be a super-villain or ‘kill Spider-Man’. He’s just a crook doing his thing. And that’s fantastic. I want to write a Shocker solo series. I want more Shocker. Here is a schlub, a working stiff, a guy that readers can really relate to. He was a safe-cracker who invented a pair of gauntlets that release a vibrational frequency that would destroy the safes. But they vibrate so powerfully he also had to design a protective suit for himself. So that’s why he looks like a costume super-villain. His costume actually serves a function!

So The Shocker would be the star of my Sinister Six series. He’s the sort of guy you can write about taking the subway, or standing in line for coffee or complaining about making rent for the month. He’s perfect.

And special thanks for friend-of-the-site Alyssa for this list suggestion. If you have a suggestion for my Lists of Six, put it in the comments!