I Now Know What Everybody’s Getting for Christmas

Or at least for the male members of my family. DC Superhero themed boxer briefs! And not just any old superhero underoos, we’re talking classy underwear with actual super powers. Like, I guess, the Flash boxers warm up when you wear them. And the Green Lantern boxers glow in the dark. The Joker boxers are just in bad taste. About as bad as this video.

That Joker is a maverick renegade! I guess nobody told them that the Joker is a homicidal maniac?

Here are the actual boxers for your viewing pleasure. They’re made by some company called Diesel, because that’s the perfect name for an underwear company. I think my favorites are Batman, because they made the boxers look like his armor, and the Joker, because it just looks like fun.

Batman:

The best ever representation of the sort of underwear I assume Batman wears

Flash:

These will open the floodgates for guys being called 'too fast'

Green Lantern:

Ryan Reynolds is missing a prime endorsement deal here

Joker:

New fuel for everyone's fear of clowns

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About Sean Ian Mills

Hello, this is Sean, the Henchman-4-Hire! By day I am a mild-mannered newspaper reporter in Central New York, and by the rest of the day I'm a pretty big geek when it comes to video games, comic books, movies, cartoons and more.

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