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The Peoples’ Villain: “Let’s get rid of these silly vigilante nerds.”
Seattle Supervillain Rex Velvet rails against hero Phoenix Jones in his latest video. Can brightly-coloured tights and goodwill stand against cunning and resourcefulness?
Muhaha.
Supervillain declares war on Phoenix Jones
For those of you keeping track of Superheroes in the real world, the city of Seattle is home to homemade superhero Phoenix Jones. Jones has administered his personal brand of self-styled vigilante justice since 2011; equipped with body armour, a stun baton, mace, tear gas and handcuffs.
Jones, with his ten-member costumed crimefighting group, “Rain City Superhero Movement” have been fighting and preventing crime in Seattle and parts of Washington for more than a year without any response from the supervillain community–until now. Behold, Rex Velvet!
Internet Apocalypse
With an old favourite, the Internet band known as the Gag Quartet gathers the memes in an epic explodageddon of sheer brilliance.
This video was created in 2011, a time that will henceforth be known as the year the Internet collectively declared itself to be a sovereign state of Awesome. Enjoy.
Narwhals 4 Hire
Here is another example of the random excellence of the Internet. Finally, the noble narwhal is getting its due.
The Possible Return of Derpy
Courtesy of the Bronies memebase website, we may have breaking Derpy news. No other sources we’ve found have yet confirmed it for sure, but we may be looking at a Derpy-centric of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic in Season 3 later this year. My love for Derpy is well-known, and I’ll give you the latest derps as they come.
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